the-memorable-silent:

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”

and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG 

(Source: skeleteen-official, via jetbag)

1 week ago 180936 ♥

The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.

Pete Wentz (via perfect)

(Source: hopelesslyhealing, via jetbag)

1 week ago 205187 ♥
roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via strippedtease)

2 weeks ago 255194 ♥

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via jetbag)

2 weeks ago 174545 ♥

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(Source: kakagais, via awkwardvagina)

2 weeks ago 133355 ♥

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

(Source: bitch-repellent-on-sale, via sharnrock)

3 weeks ago 290486 ♥

zachsgay:

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

This is dumb , bad post

(Source: roadtrips101)

3 weeks ago 293870 ♥

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via zachsgay)

3 weeks ago 398829 ♥

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via studip)

3 weeks ago 270682 ♥
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
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