I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

2 days ago 98989 ♥
1 week ago 468571 ♥

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via awkwardvagina)

1 week ago 227208 ♥

(Source: freaksandgeek, via cashcutie)

3 weeks ago 281538 ♥
i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Interesting proposal there

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

Interesting proposal there

(via cashcutie)

3 weeks ago 22744 ♥

(Source: typical, via studip)

3 weeks ago 366943 ♥

thereal-noah:

What

(Source: shemolaxing, via studip)

3 weeks ago 658911 ♥

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3 weeks ago 244743 ♥

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via cashcutie)

3 weeks ago 531999 ♥

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

(via awkwardvagina)

3 weeks ago 228724 ♥
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